“If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren’t mature enough to be touching vaginas.”
— Stoya (via neuroticjellybeans)
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“When I close my eyes, I can see strange characters running around chasing colorful geometric shapes in a dark and infinite limbo.”
I just watched this episode…lmao
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prompt: “IM me on Yahoo Msngr it’s important. my username is deborahmeliarr121377”
best prompt ever…?
(Source: typewriterpoetry.wordpress.com)
the eggberts - episode 6: “holidaze as usual”
The Girls of Adventure Time: Lady Rainicorn, Marceline, and Princess Bubblegum.
Niki Yang, Olivia Olson, and Hynden Walch.
please
lets be friends
forever
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Why So Sarious?: The Silver (Bra) Lining
(I am a female nurse in a clinic and I share my shift with a rather handsome male nurse. On this particular day, a middle-aged regular patient comes in.)
Patient: “Hi, I’m here for my breast examination.”
Me: “Great, just follow me inside the examination room for your test.”
Patient: “Are you going to perform the test?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am, I am.”
Patient: “Oh, I was hoping that the other nurse would do it.”
Me: “Well, I could ask him if you want me to.”
Patient: “Yeah, do that. Tell him I’m looking forward to it!”
Me: “Uh, okay! But I really think that you’ll be more comfortable if–”
Patient: “Let him touch me!”
(Source: notalwaysright.com, via letstalkaboutbras)
new willow smith song
